I’m dropping out and going to online school ( click bait )

HERE IS MY AMAZING VLOG

HERES THE SCRIPT:

WELCOME: THIS. IS. THE. SCRIPT. FOR. ME. VLOG.

GET. READY. TO. GET. LIT

(this is only the things that are said, not the songs nor about what is happening)

Alizehl: Are you vlogging?

Me: yeah. So we just finished with our UIL for band…

Cati: It wasn’t gooOood.

Me: repeating what the said lol….. SO we’re waiting to go back inside.

Me: i lOoK lIkE a pOtAto… COME AT ME BRO

Me: Hey guys we’re in English class.

Eliza: Hey julie….

Matison: Keto is the DUMBEST thing i’ve ever heard of… Because literally my cousin went on keto and her liver FAILED

Emma: *dies*

Matison: and now she’s in the hosPITAL

Me: You want to be in my vlog that you’re gonna watch?

Kimerly: wh- why would i watch mysElf??

Me: for the vlog.. * duh* .. it’s exciting!

Me: He wears dresses. LITERALLY. He wears  dresses. CAUSE HE’S Gay… why else would he kill 6 women. BECAUSE HE’S BIG GAY. ( then i have a hard time rounding Constantine) and they i say CONSTANTINE. I JUST BECAME NOT ILLITERATE.

Hi. It is 4:30 I’m about to do my homework. We’re going to do THIS later because it gives me headache. This is aLallllll late work. We are going to do AlGEbrUH. So now i’m going to finish my homework.Let’s look it up on wikipediA. I fInished the EEEeem. DO you want to see them? Here’s Henry, here’s Constantine.

Jack… si hi…

Jack: hola soy bilingue

Emily: hey what’s up everyone yes it’s Emily welcome back.

***Jack sings ‘the greatest showmen”***

THEN… I have a breakdown and listen to sad songs…. ‘ I wish you were gay’ – Billie Eilish and ‘ peach scones’ – Bo Johnson.

THE END

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